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jaesama: this is me everyday.
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
happy-hearts-live-forever: i am peeing. god bless this boy.
I want a boy bestfriend who will call me...
treesong: tumblblindly: up-in-a-jeffy: my-beautiful-scars: The parents of these children win all of the awards for best parents. omg this is adorable awwwwww
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When your parents try to talk to you about your...
most-awkward-moments: and you’re just like,