just another wide eyed girl: Archive

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Jun 1st

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jaesama: this is me everyday.

Jun 1st

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i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
 Your conversation partner has disconnected.

May 31st

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May 30th

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happy-hearts-live-forever: i am peeing. god bless this boy.

May 30th

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May 27th

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May 24th

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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I want a boy bestfriend who will call me...

May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 20th

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May 19th

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May 18th

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May 18th

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treesong: tumblblindly: up-in-a-jeffy: my-beautiful-scars: The parents of these children win all of the awards for best parents. omg this is adorable awwwwww

May 18th

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